Just a page full of random shit that i feel i should share with the world.
THE WORLD = twats who have ended up on my site!!
SEX
A little while ago, me and hayden sat there bored. It was a rainy day and we had nuthing 2 do. We sat there and twiddled our thumbs, then hayden had a sudden great idea. Why not think of our own sex moves he said 2 himself. He proceeded to jump on top of me, and we made up the best sex move ever! If you look to the right now, u will c i have found a picture of action man (i used 2 fink it wos ken until robin sumhow knew it wasnt :-S) & barbie using our move. I am most appalled and i'm sure hayden will b 2. Does anyone know a good lawyer who will help me in my case 2 SUE DER ARSES FOR COPYRIGHT!! If so pwease let me know!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HOLE
To the right is a picture of hole, dey are carleys favourite band. DEY SPLIT UP!!! tee hee hee, there its all outta my system now, sowwy carley but i had 2 do it! Would u believe she kicked me out of a chat room 4 doing that once, i find dat highly rude!! Well, anyway, ummmm - i love u babe. Ummmm - i love sampson 2!!
PINK vs BLACK
On anotha day where the rain was falling and me and jesus were bored, we invented da pink people. Pink bunnys, mice, elephanys, monkeys, humans and nefink else u can fink of. U can't always see dem, but dey r always der. LOOK!!!! ders one now!!!! If me & jesus r happy, they live!! If either me or jesus are upset, dey all slowly die!!! Den one day, afta jamie had been a lil rebel, he invented black people, dey r slowly killin off all da pink people. Anyone know of sum1 who will kill all da black people, call 555 0123!!!!!! (dis is a strictly non-racial thing, and i wld h8 4 it 2 b taken that way)
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